DAdmin/commands/diagnose.js

exports.name = 'Self Diagnosis'
exports.alias = ['diagnose', 'webmd']
exports.helptext = 'What cancer do you have today?'
exports.helphide = false
exports.permissions = ['READ_MESSAGES']
exports.category = 'general'
exports.command = (client, msg) => {
    switch(getRandomInt(0,25)) {
        case 0:
            msg.reply("I'm sorry, It's Cancer.");
        break;
        case 1:
            msg.reply("I'm sorry, It's Lukemia.");
        break;
        case 2:
            msg.reply("I'm sorry, It's AIDS.");
        break;
        case 3:
            msg.reply("I'm sorry, It's Lesch-Nyhan.");
        break;
        case 4:
            msg.reply("I'm sorry, It's Heart Disease.");
        break;
        case 5:
            msg.reply("I'm sorry, It's Ebola.");
        break;
        case 6:
            msg.reply("I'm sorry, It's Addison’s disease.");
        break;
        case 7:
            msg.reply("I'm sorry, It's Asthma.");
        break;
        case 8:
            msg.reply("I'm sorry, It's Cardiac failure.");
        break;
        case 9:
            msg.reply("I'm sorry, It's Cardiomyopathy.");
        break;
        case 10:
            msg.reply("I'm sorry, It's Chronic obstructive pulmonary disorder.");
        break;
        case 11:
            msg.reply("I'm sorry, It's Chronic renal disease.");
        break;
        case 12:
            msg.reply("I'm sorry, It's Coronary artery disease.");
        break;
        case 13:
            msg.reply("I'm sorry, It's Crohn’s disease.");
        break;
        case 14:
            msg.reply("I'm sorry, It's Diabetes.");
        break;
        case 15:
            msg.reply("I'm sorry, It's Glaucoma.");
        break;
        case 16:
            msg.reply("I'm sorry, It's Haemophilia.");
        break;
        case 17:
            msg.reply("I'm sorry, It's Hypertension.");
        break;
        case 18:
            msg.reply("I'm sorry, It's Hypothyroidism.");
        break;
        case 19:
            msg.reply("I'm sorry, It's Multiple sclerosis.");
        break;
        case 20:
            msg.reply("I'm sorry, It's Parkinson’s disease.");
        break;
        case 21:
            msg.reply("I'm sorry, It's Rheumatoid arthritis.");
        break;
        case 22:
            msg.reply("I'm sorry, It's Schizophrenia.");
        break;
        case 23:
            msg.reply("I'm sorry, It's Systemic lupus erythematosus.");
        break;
        case 24:
            msg.reply("I'm sorry, It's Ulcerative colitis.");
        break;
        case 25:
            msg.reply("I'm sorry, It's Bipolar Mood Disorder.");
        break;
    }
}

function getRandomInt(min, max) {
    min = Math.ceil(min);
    max = Math.floor(max);
    return Math.floor(Math.random() * (max - min)) + min; //The maximum is exclusive and the minimum is inclusive
  }